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Thursday, April 20, 2006
Disgusted
This morning someone sent me a link to a series of press conference clips in which the president of the USA repeatedly make a fool of himself. Yes, it was pathetic, but the real fools are the voters who put that man where he could do the most harm.
I have long felt that we'd have been better served with a monkey in the White House...
1) A monkey would not have sent a lot of young Americans to die on the other side of the earth in order to destroy a Middle Eastern country which refused hard line Islam as a form of government.
2) A monkey would not brag that we defeated a major oil producing country while we struggle with the highest gasoline prices ever.
3) A monkey would not saddle our schools with the most stringent standards ever and then take away a huge chunk of education funding.
4) A monkey would not deal with the problem of illegal immigration by trying to build a no-fault swinging door betwen the USA and Mexico.
5) (pet peeve) A monkey would not keep on killing young Americans in an unwinnable war because, "We owe it to those who already died."
Mostly a monkey would do nothing but trash the White House and bite visitors. That would be expensive to fix, but nowhere near as expensive as $3.00/gallon gasoline, a megabillion dollar war, local municipalities forced to replace no-longer-available federal school subsidies, the cost of caring for untaxable millions of illegal aliens. Yes, during press conferences, a monkey might embarrass the nation by gibbering, by jumping around and flinging monkey doo at reporters, but hey. If we tax payers had to shell out a million dollars for every single bitten visitor to the White House in the last 6 and 1/2 years, that would still be less costly than a couple of days of the war with Iraq.
We'll never get a monkey on the ballot, but I'd vote for it if we could. George Bush's IQ is only far enough above a monkey's to get us into trouble.
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